"Look" he exclaimed to the Fairy. "My first King Salmon!"

He took Elfish pride and deligently cleaned his salmon right on the boat, as he sang an old elfish tune. "Rub-b-b-em, Scrub-b-b-em, til they squeall like a pig".

"Now can we eat it?!"

"No!" said the Fairie, "We must find more salmon for our friends."